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儿童笑话|Playing rough

来源:www.huijianjun.com 2025-02-26

A little boy was playing rough1 with his dog. His mother said to him, Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much.

How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed2 you so hard you couldn't breathe?

The boy sTOPped and thought a moment and then said, I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Agnes was here!


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