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Proctor :So you confess that this unfortunate freshman1 was carried to this frog pond and drenched2? Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?
Sophomore3 :The right leg, sir.
学监（很生气）：目前你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透？那样你在这不光彩的事情里饰演了什么角色呢？
小学二年级学生（恭顺地）：右腿，先生。
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